My Muscles Are Cannibals

According to my Guru I am burning approx 425 calories during my cardio workout, in addition I attend a group fitness class twice a week and do ab workouts at home. My daily caloric intake is around 1500 or less. I have noticed a slight increase in my appetite do to heavy exercise. My Guru informed me that being a little hungry is a good thing because my body will eat the stored fat cells to get what it needs. I love the thought of my body eating itself, of course in order to maintain a high metabolism you must have the proper intake in order to avoid going into starvation mode.

Which brings me to what I really want to talk about. My favorite lo calorie highly nutritious top ten foods to include in any diet.

Before I get to the list I just want to let all of you know that I am making great progress so far. I stepped on the scale after working out yesterday to discover 5 pounds were missing! I floated home even more determined to reach my ultimate goal. My muscles must have been very hungry! Now back to the list.

1. Flax Meal - I put it in oatmeal, muffins, yogurt, and even as a substitute for bread crumbs.

2. Beans - They are rich in Protein and fiber, and pack a nice punch when it comes to dense nutrient rich calories. .

3. Flatout brand Light Flat bread - It is only 90 calories, with 9g of Fiber and 9g Protein

4. Nickles Light Multigrain bread - Only 35 calories a slice and 1.5g Fiber, 1.5g Protein

5. Laughing Cow Light Cheese - 35 Calories per wedge

6. Ground Turkey - Very low in fat and calories and is very versatile. Makes great chili

7. Josephs Flax & Oat Organic Lavash Bread - Only 100 calories for a 6x12" square, it makes a great pizza crust. I like to brush it with olive oil and sprinkle it with herbs and bake it for a few minutes.

8. Fresh Mozzarella - This popular cheese is low in fat and calories and has approximately 6g protein. Great with tomatoes and a little balsamic vinegar

9. Sweet Potatoes - They have a low GI factor and are a good source of vitamins and minerals

10. Salad Greens - I eat salad everyday and have a fetish over making my own dressings. I prefer organic gourmet varieties that have a combination of lettuces and herbs. I love to add grilled chicken or fish to my salad.

I hope that all who read this will get inspired to try some of the items listed, and enjoy what nature intended! Starting next week I will do double workouts, get measured for the first time and come closer to realizing my fitness fantasy.

The Svengali Worked His Magic

A wonderful almost magical thing is taking place in my body. I woke this morning to discover that my PJs were a little looser and I seemed more uplifted if you will. I will light a candle, and do some crunches to honor my Guru! Yesterday afternoon the magic spell was implemented and calculating measurements were taken. I was happy to learn that I am eating all of the right foods, my genetic code is superb, and this journey will last for about 10 weeks and take every ounce of dedication to succeed. Last night I went to my first group fitness class with two other ladies who are veterans in the fitness world. The Guru had me sweating, panting, burning, hurting, and in general feeling really good. My lungs were sore form that workout, all those years of smoking being scrubbed from my cilia. Cravings for cigarettes creep up on me still, however after almost needing an oxygen mask after exercise I don't see the appeal anymore. Ask me that after a few martinis or glasses of wine and who knows. So for now I am going to buckle down and work like a soldier, avoid alcohol like the plague and have visions of a yellow polka dot bikini in my dreams! I will weight myself this coming Monday, wish me luck. For the next entry I want to share some of my favorite healthy foods.

Vitamins For My Ears

Motivation will take on many forms while trying to get in shape.. For me music is what gets my heart rate up. I plug in and zone out to deep acid electronica, or some booty shaking Hip/Hop.
My husband experiences this same euphoria while driving and often hits the gas as a reflex.
There is something special about music when your natural inclination is to match the BPM.
When the beats get heavy and the tempo is speeding up I push myself harder and up the intensity.

I browse iTunes, and some obscure music sites for the newest editions to my collection. One of my favorite ways to discover new music is to listen to world music broadcast' either in podcast format or public radio shows like World Cafe. I find that expanding my borders beyond the states has opened my ears to a whole new dimension. Music has powerful influences over our moods and attitudes. Emotions are intensified and can bring forth ancient memories with just one line of a song. I can pin point exact moments in time through music. If I had to plug my headphones into the screen while on the elliptical and hear about news or what ever I may barely break a sweat but give me something fast paced and exciting and I am off to the moon. The last thing I do before I leave for the gym is make sure I have my ipod and headphones. It's that important! I highly recommend music as a powerful tool to take your workouts to the next level.

In my next entry, I want to discuss weight gain and/or loss and what are reasonable expectations for the first few months.

If I Ate More Comfort Food, I wouldn't Have To Shoot Anyone!

"As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans" Hemingway described it beautifully in A Moveable Feast. The fact is comfort food is just that, food that comforts and gives respite after a hard day. It fills the pot holes that life leaves in our souls. There is nothing quit like a bowl of creamy tomato soup and a warm gooey grilled cheese sandwich to sooth away our troubles. However when we replace love for food it can have a devastating outcome. All of us need to turn to our favorites once in a while. It is my wish to learn how to enjoy natures bounty with good intentions and in moderation. Joy can be found in the simplest things if we are open to the experience. I took my love for food to the ultimate level and became a chef, these skills have contributed to losses and gains on the scale. Tomorrow I will meet with the Guru and learn how to find balance and harmony on my dinner plate. May the Dharma in your dish be what you need! I leave you with a few of my favorite foodie quotes


High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? ~Annita Manning

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. ~Steve Elbert

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. ~Diogenes the Cynic

Skinniest Bitch

Did I mention that I am recently smoke free, $&%(@*%#()U%!!!!!! There I feel better. Managing your weight and breaking the nicotine habit is a daunting task. I vow to staple my lips shut and run around outside until the staples freeze and my brain is numb. Yesterday my status was elevated to that of "Super Bitch." Hungry for no reason, sore beyond belief, moody like a punished teenager, and crowned queen of mean by my husband. Every girl has her title. How does one go about calming the inner fires and put a cork on the erupting volcano? Exercise! It is without a doubt the one thing that will induce those good loving chemicals and bring all of your hopes and fears into a clear rational perspective. As I see it I have lived in this twinky shell for long enough and if it means that my family and friends will have to tip toe around like they are walking on pringles so be it. Of course, I have not told them yet.

Lets get back to those good loving chemicals, studies show that exercise can lift bouts of minor depression and improve your overall outlook. If exercise is so good for us why do we avoid it like the plague? Perhaps because of fear. Fear of pain be it physical or emotional, fear of failure, or even fear of commitment.
I decided to step out of my comfort zone and try on a new lifestyle, am I afraid of course. It is hard enough to put on something as thin as spandex and parade around a gym full of fit people. If I bend over too much my fat rolls escape from their hiding palces. Yuck! Nobody wants to imagine three ass cheeks and two stomachs! I turn on my music and enter the zone. In the zone I don't care who is fit or fat or staring. In the end I win! More on the motivation of music next time. Until then put on your spandex and face your fears!

Burn Baby Burn

I woke up this morning to discover that my legs were crushed during the night and my upper body had been put through the spin cycle of our washing machine.No pain no gain, feel the burn, I will repeat my mantra over and over as I make my way to the kitchen for a cup of the best dam coffee ever compliments of Hypno. I hear my guru's promise to "Pump Me Up" ringing in my ears. I shall never wear clothes again, why cover up perfection. No more hiding behind large earrings and great shoes. I wonder how nudist look on the elliptical? Some may wonder why I decided to title my blog After the Burn, Let's discuss it shall we.

There is a metabolic furnace in all of us and according to my guru when you exercise to the point of near death and exert all of your large muscle groups you achieve something known as after burn. This is refereed to as EPOC - Exercise Post-Oxygen Consumption. Translation, burning calories after your workout is completed. The idea of burning calories after a workout is awsome. All forms of physical activity contribute to after burn, it is the intensity that will determine how much and for how long the after burn last. I want to chronicle not only what happens to my physical self during these death matches but also what is happening with my spirit after the burn. Well it is time to hit the gym for an hour of cardio, ouch! Until next time may the burn be with you!

A Body, A Girl, A Project

We all have fitness fantasies, a body electric pumped with muscles, deep cuts and tight abs. A girl can dream right? I have lived in this body for almost 40 years and have lost myself under bags of chips and bowls of cream only to drag myself out and discover that if I die today I would take up more space in the coffin than necessary. As a society we are drawn to food, it fills us with comfort and soothes the weary soul like Mother's milk. I have had a personal relationship with the kitchen stove since my teens, I come from a long line of Domestic Goddesses. My journey started as a young child peeling potatoes at my Mothers side. I grew up tall and skeletal and ate whatever whenever. It was not until my mid twenties that my frame widened and my soul wilted.

My ideal weight was 145 when I first met my husband. I quickly added 10 pounds and as the years went by that 145 turned into almost 200. When I look into the mirror 50 pounds seems like a lot to lose, ultimately I lost myself under all that fat. I begin this journey with a sense of hope and renewed faith, my husband gave me a gym membership for Christmas. I have been working out 4-5 days a week and trying to lift some weights 2 of those days. I did not really get serious with my diet again until about a week ago. I have actually gained 3 pounds since I started exercising. This morning I met my fitness guru for the first kick ass session that left me exhausted, sweaty, breathing like an asthmatic and ready to do it again soon. He recruited me for his new fitness project. During the next Sixty days I will train with him twice a week and receive sound nutritional advice and meal planning and a once in a lifetime chance to change my life forever. Did I mention that I also quit smoking, gasping for air has a funny way of opening your eyes and mind to a better healthier life. Wish me luck on this road to fitness, I will need it.